Woman & Veteran Owned Company
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Stylish? Yes. Functional? Totally. Sarcastic? Just the right amount. This laser-engraved acacia paddle board comes with a friendly-but-firm message for your snack-happy guests: “you don’t have to go home, but the brie is gone.” At 12" x 6" with a 5" handle (17" total length), it serves treats and subtle hints with equal flair. Perfect for hosts who like their cheese sharp and their humor sharper.
Use and Care:
· Season with a food-grade mineral oil before first use.
· Hand-wash with warm, soapy water. Dry thoroughly.
· Do not soak or submerge in water.
· Occasionally rub with a food-safe mineral oil to keep wood from drying out.
· Remove odors by rubbing the board with kosher or table salt and half a lemon.
· Store in a dry area away from extreme temperatures.